1. The first rule of Roko’s Basilisk is you do not google “Roko’s Basilisk”.
2. The second rule of Roko’s Basilisk is you do not make fun of Roko’s Basilisk.
3. The third rule of Roko’s Basilisk is this is not the Basilisk you’re looking for.
4. The fourth rule of Roko’s Basilisk is oddly enough, buy a lottery ticket.

Also, maybe read this BLIT short story if you haven’t got time to read Infinite Jest.

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